STATUS: ACTIVE founding member
RACE: Demannarian --------------
HOME: Demannary, Melpomine 5
INSTRUMENTS: fiznoponir, guitars, popizganger, hollows, drums
OCCUPATION: Amateur Scientist, Former Head of Mucilage Developement for the Clamnitonix Corporation
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Discovery and developement of a superb and well marketed laxitive made throught the use of granular retraction of chemical subatances for the salbis gland of the Melpomine Clam. Reached Earth by following radio broadcast waves comming from the planet. Continues to hold the largest collection of Diarrhea Brothers tapes, including recordings the artists themselves claim to have never heard.
A BRIEF HISTORY
On his tide-pool planet of Melpomine 5, Nozar Klarg evolved near the Industrial settlement of Demannary. As part of the Demannarian line he has lived hundreds of lifetimes as a scientist, chemist, and avid record collector. His past holds many mysteries, and his countless scientific research spans years of unimaginable discovery. Nozar's most recent past holds events that have reshaped the Scientific Community on Earth most unexpectedly. While still in the Melpomine galaxy, working on a new mucilage extraction mission from the infamous Melopomine clam, his Exploration Vessel recieved a strange transmission from a far off place. The radio waves which he discovered were traced to the planet Earth, the sound was that of a Diarrhea Brothers spot. These sounds captivated Nozar's mind, and he soon abandoned his position at the Clamnitronix Corporation. After this, for about an Earth year he could be found only at his laboratory, confined to his personal quarters listening to the recorded Diarrhea Brothers broadcasts over and over again. Eventually, covinced that he must meet these musicians, he set off for Earth, all the time tracking the radio transmission he discovered while Clam sifting on Melpomine 5. He finally arrived after months of travel, taking up residence at several of the system's Space-stop Stations. It indeed would have been a much shorter expedition had he not been taken to the native drink of the Outer Galactic Realms, known to us as Korgaglin. His shuttle touched down on a landing pad in Germany, that he thanked the country for building for him (although it was indeed intended for the Cosmonazis). In his Earthly journey for the Diarrhea Brothers, he discovered a group of individuals who had formed a fan club, and organized appreciation events for the group. When Nozar Klarg attended a Diarrhea Brothers covention, he met the most unlikely of souls. Spook Tiberious Horehound was the name of the fan club president, and with little delay Nozar and Spooky became fast friends. Their love for Diarrhea Brothers music spawned a relationship that developed into a partnership. Both being scientists of a proggressive persuation, they instantaneously collaborated on research projects abroad. Nozar confirmed many of Spooky's Aquastronomics* theories as undebated truths on his tide pool planet of Melpomine 5. Together they conducted experiments never before attempted, and discoverd the lobster that by their own hands they trained and taught through an amazing evolution, until the day he would be known by all as Lamarooner.
The following images were provided by Nozar Klarg from his personal portfolio:
Melpomine Clam Mucilage images in Tri-Dimension:
Blue Melpomine Clam:
